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Nintendo Power · Volume 31

Metroid

Issue
#31
Published
Dec 1991
Poster
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project 📌

Metroid took the cover in a look back at the NES original as Metroid II: Return of Samus arrived on Game Boy. ActRaiser, Batman: Return of the Joker, Tiny Toon Adventures and The Addams Family filled the features, and the Super NES Showcase covered Pilotwings and Populous. The Game Boy pages also covered Ninja Gaiden Shadow and Hudson's Adventure Island.

I guess I really did hit the books.

Nester waking up from his dream
Pull-out poster from Nintendo Power issue 31 — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project
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Power Profile

Celebrity profile · Volume 31
Nintendo Power issue 31 profile of Mayim Bialik, page 93

This issue featured an interview with Mayim Bialik — American actress, television personality, and author (born 1975).

The fifteen-year-old star of NBC's Blossom, two years after playing the young Bette Midler in Beaches, and already a piano and trumpet player, a jeweller and the sponsor of an adopted whale named Crystal. The magazine spelled her name “Bailik” across the whole page. She played Tetris doubles with co-star Joey Lawrence, and the show's technicians were so far into Golf that they lit their Game Boys when the set went dark. Blossom ran until 1995, after which she left television for UCLA and came out the other side with a doctorate in neuroscience. Then she went back: twelve seasons as Amy Farrah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory, her own sitcom Call Me Kat, and two years hosting Jeopardy!

I love playing video games because when I pick them up, I'm suddenly in a different world.

Mayim Bialik, Nintendo Power #31

Sweepstakes

A trip to LucasArts, a tour of Industrial Light & Magic and a special screening of Star Wars, tied to the film's arrival on the NES. Ten second-prize winners got a Star Wars mask of a hero or villain plus the game, 50 got jerseys, and the page listed the THX theaters in ten cities holding public screenings over the holidays.

Comics

Nester's Adventures · Volume 31
p. 18
p. 19

Nester's Adventures

2-page strip · from p. 18

Nester carried on alone after Howard left Nintendo in 1991, walking into one game a month and finding out the hard way that reading the strategy pages would have helped.

Nester falls asleep over Myths and Monsters of Ancient Greece and dreams himself into Kid Icarus as Kid Nesterus, with Zeus on a cloud trying to train him before the goddess Palutena falls to the forces of evil. Nester boasts he toasted Battletoads in two days and asks how long it took Zeus. The three tests go badly: the harp summons monsters instead of beautiful creatures, the question about Icarus and the sun gets 'he got waxed', and the Trial of the Tumbling Mirrors would have been passed by moving left and shooting straight up. He wakes up with arrows through his homework, having really hit the books.

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Classified Information

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Hat room, Jump for items, Coin room, Tent warp
Battletoads
Two toad tag, 1-Up roundup
Whomp 'Em
Extra energy, Sound test
Laser Invasion
Nine chances
The Last Ninja
Triple take
Super Mario World
Freeze and collect, Invincibility extension
Darius Twin
Fifty ships

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